The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster’s Guide - The Mordor Collective. This brand new paperback is Middle-earth’s Monster’s Guide. Hunt hobbits, hoard treasure, and embrace your villainous nature! Order before 4:00 PM CST Monday through Friday (10:00 AM Saturday) and we will ship this item the same day! All other orders are shipped the next business day. Your item will be packaged securely to protect it while it is being shipped. ISBN-10: 1599637847 Author: Peter Archer, Scott Francis Publisher: Writer’s Digest Books Publication Year: 2013 Number Of Pages: 234 Binding: Paperback Item Dimensions: 7.5 in X 5.5 in X .625 in It's good to be bad! You're not evil. You're just...misunderstood, and you're in good company. In The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide, orcs, goblins, trolls, dark wizards--and on especially articulate dragon--serve as the perfect role models for aspiring evil-doers. Coveting that corner office? Crush the current opponent with your blood-thirsty Uruk-Hai army. Contemplating revenge on a past love? Blast him with a ball of fire--it's really the only sensible solution. Want that kid's cookie? Go ahead and take it. We won't tell. Inside you'll find:     • Advise on attacking, defeating, and cooking hobbits, elves, dwarves, and pesky white wizards. • Philosophies of evil from various Middle-earth baddies, from balrogs and orcs to spiders and squirrels (yes, squirrels).     • Fashion advice for the well-dressed villain.     • Tried-and-true tips on spying, being sneaky, and preparing roast mutton from villains who know. So slip on your new ring of power (it really is quite beautiful, isn't it?) and curl up on the couch with your warg. The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide is the only compendium of evil you'll ever need to conquer all of life's challenges--and the world. ;-) Thank you for looking!